Brando: Had this to say about the margarita..."I like the ambiance"

The I.T. Guy: If he's getting his money's worth? "HELL NO!!!"

Perry Mason: Regarding the margarita..."I like the waitress."

Frodo: "Hellooo Salt Monster! Tasted like a combination of a Martini and a mouthful of warm ocean water as you get smacked in the face by an ocean wave."

Frodo: "The Bartender is a passionate Margartiste, but a good artiste needs the right tools to create, sadly the NEA defunded this artistic project."

Brando: "Not a Margarita, nice place though"

Dieter: "Taste only orange!"...Teutonic rage!

Gypsy King: "Screwdriver but with Tequila, i.e. OJ & Tequila, not impressed at all."

Frodo: "Expensive! Either Marga or Rita didn't show up on this classic drink, something is missing. More like a fruity drink for the college girlfriend."

Brando: "Great venue, lots of people, s*#@%^ attitude from staff. Solid drink."

Dieter: "Tastes very smooth, no tequila taste, maybe not a real margarita taste."

Gypsy King: " Sweet, reminds me of Sprite, without fizz but more lime - I do not think that all the ingredients are 'natural'. Bartender has an attitude."

Frodo: "Bacon on the bar is a stroke of Steve Jobian brilliance. Bar scene is lively and cozy. Service is typical South Beach "you're lucky I'm even acknowleding you" attitude. Margarita reflects bartenders "I'm over it" attitude."

Brando: "Poor performance."

The I.T. Guy: "Feels fake. It's OK."

Frodo: "The bartender was a delight but the margarita was not. Very plain. Margarita Soviet style, margarita for the proletariat."

Brando: "Solid standard happy hour winner."

Frodo: "More salty/less sweet, feel like Scott Glenn in Urban Cowboy after he swallowed the worm!"

Dieter: "A little too sour but smooth in the end."

Gypsy King: "Bartender is very straightforward. The drink looked simple - solid "bang for the buck" since it's a stiff drink."

Frodo: "Love the copper bar top, keep the crackheads away. Classic! Straight up. Gerry the bartendar could bartend for Cary Grant, classy and traditional, a good bartender is a good source of info. Solid drink, like the venue. Bad luck, out of Agave nectar, otherwise could have ranked higher."

Frodo: "I like the cheaper one better. I've been Bamboozled. I'm feelin' like Spike Lee at a Lakers-Knicks game."

Brando: "Middling, middle of the road for this taste palette."

Frodo: "Vivi the waitresses favorite, if this was Lord of the Rings and the mango margarita was the ring then she would be Gollum and she can keep "precious" because this intoxicated hobbit thought it tasted like unripe Mangos."

Gypsy King: "Interesting taste, herbal smell and taste, a few seconds later the spice kicked in. Interesting."

Frodo: "If Jackie Gleason were still alive he would be proud. Nice little peppery snap up front, backhands you with sweetness after. Aftertaste is like a tasty meal at a good Thai restaurant."